Cole Porter T Shirts for Men (Unisex)
This design reproduces one of its many verses:
You're the top!
You're Mahatma Gandhi.
You're the top! You're Napoleon Brandy.
You're the purple light of a summer night in Spain.
You're the National Gall'ry. You're Garbo's Sal'ry.
You're cellophane.
... and so on ... whilst the recipient of this thoughtful gift flushes with gratitude and resolves to make you their new best friend.
______________________
Made from beautifully soft 180 GSM 100% cotton, the t-shirt is super comfy with a great modern cut.
Features Shoulder to Shoulder tape for excellent shape and double needle bottom hem & sleeves. The cotton is pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage.
| Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
| Small |
47 |
71 |
| Medium |
52 |
75 |
| Large |
56.5 |
78.5 |
| XL |
61 |
82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
| 4XL | 75 | 87 |
| 5XL | 80 | 89 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
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Cole Porter T Shirts for Men (Unisex)
Cole Porter T Shirts for Men (Unisex)
This design reproduces one of its many verses:
You're the top!
You're Mahatma Gandhi.
You're the top! You're Napoleon Brandy.
You're the purple light of a summer night in Spain.
You're the National Gall'ry. You're Garbo's Sal'ry.
You're cellophane.
... and so on ... whilst the recipient of this thoughtful gift flushes with gratitude and resolves to make you their new best friend.
______________________
Made from beautifully soft 180 GSM 100% cotton, the t-shirt is super comfy with a great modern cut.
Features Shoulder to Shoulder tape for excellent shape and double needle bottom hem & sleeves. The cotton is pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage.
| Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
| Small |
47 |
71 |
| Medium |
52 |
75 |
| Large |
56.5 |
78.5 |
| XL |
61 |
82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
| 4XL | 75 | 87 |
| 5XL | 80 | 89 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
Original: $32.44
-65%$32.44
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Description
This design reproduces one of its many verses:
You're the top!
You're Mahatma Gandhi.
You're the top! You're Napoleon Brandy.
You're the purple light of a summer night in Spain.
You're the National Gall'ry. You're Garbo's Sal'ry.
You're cellophane.
... and so on ... whilst the recipient of this thoughtful gift flushes with gratitude and resolves to make you their new best friend.
______________________
Made from beautifully soft 180 GSM 100% cotton, the t-shirt is super comfy with a great modern cut.
Features Shoulder to Shoulder tape for excellent shape and double needle bottom hem & sleeves. The cotton is pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage.
| Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
| Small |
47 |
71 |
| Medium |
52 |
75 |
| Large |
56.5 |
78.5 |
| XL |
61 |
82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
| 4XL | 75 | 87 |
| 5XL | 80 | 89 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.






